All Right! I've got nothing.
Hello again, and welcome to Frankly Speaking, my column about stuff. I'm gonna be honest with you folks. I'm a bit tired, and I really don't have anything to write about this week. I'm trying my best to be coherent for this volume (The first volume was good, but last year's stuff was really bad, even I have to admit that), and I really just don't have a clue what to write about this week. Sorry, folks. I'll leave you with some classic Frankly Speaking from my sophomore year . . . This one's a particular favorite of my ex-girlfriend: