I'm Rick James' Skelleton, Biatch!

Hello again and welcome to Frankly Speaking, my column about stuff. Well, this Saturday, my parents did last minute Halloween shopping in order to get candy for the kids that were trick or treating. They bought the crap candy, and I was thinking to myself "Our house is gonna get egged."

Anyway, while we were there, I saw a 5' skeleton, that sang a Halloween version of "Superfreak." I thought it was kind of amusing to see a singing, dancing skeleton, but when I remembered that Rick James had died this year, I was like "That's not right! In fact it's terrible." It's just wrong on so many levels, and creepy.

So, I decide to post my finding on a message board, figuring it's worth a chuckle. When I looked back at the thread, there was a response. Apparently, they'd been selling this thing for years now. Of course, I'd never seen it before, so I didn't know that. So, this begs the question of what happens now? Will it become more popular or valuable, since it's technically Rick James memorabilia (those things always go up when the respective person dies), or will it just stay the way it is? Whatever the answer, I'm sure we can all agree that if Rick James were to rise up out of his grave, he'd probably sing and dance like that skelleton, and isn't that all that really matters?