The Guru of Nagrand Welcomes You

"The incurious will perish in the cold of their indifference; the seeker will be nourished by the yellow cheese of knowledge."

If YOU want to ask the Guru a question, find him on one of the sky-islands above Lake Sunspring, where he will be contemplating such imponderables as are in need of his attention. He will be known by the nakedness of his body, the depth of his thought, and the irrelevancy of his spiritual ejaculations.

Questions asked by prior seekers
will be posted below. The Guru
is a service provided to you by
the Genesis guild on Gilneas.

SABBETHA ASKED:
O Guru, where do the socks go when I put them in the washing machine?

THE GURU ANSWERED:
O Seeker, do not ask where the socks go; for the human mind cannot fathom the secret hunger of agitated suds. You believe that the answer to your question is in the origin instead of the outcome.

ASEA ASKED:
O Guru, why does this game encourage the killing of wildlife?

THE GURU ANSWERED:
This game does not encourage the murder of even the smallest kind of fuzzy. Rather, the designers, but acknowledging in the primate mind of man there is still a relict remnant of our fuzzy-creature-killing ancestry, are providing a service in the form of sublimation. Without the option of inconsequential murder in WoW, we'd all go our and kill real fuzzies to satisfy our inbred penchant for carnage.

BLMOJO ("THE HERETICAL") DERISIVELY WAGERED AN ALTERNATIVE ANSWER:
yah righ... we kill because we want the fat lootz

THE GURU'S IMPLACABLE CORRECTION WAS:
You are mistaken, Blmojo. We do not kill for the reward; killing it its own reward. For that reason do n00bz whomp the sweet bunnies in Goldshire, though they drop no fat l00tz at all.