Bonzai gets all him comical insipiration from the theatrical masterpiece Commando.
Bonzai wishes he was from Brooklyn, New York like his father, but is actual from Smithtown,
Long Island which is not cooler than Brooklyn but lamer ... than Brooklyn.
Middle-class all his life, Bonzai strives to be front-of-the-class.
Bonzai has set his hopes on not having to work for a living.