[9C]

At the beginning of the year someone on our floor thought it would be funny to keep a notebook filled with all of the stupid things people say. Well, I guess it's coming in handy now. Here are some of the more memorable things people on 9C have said over the past few months:



"JAMBA JUICE!!!"
-Steve

"There's probably Middlesex everywhere!"
-Shannon

"Does anyone know where my roommate is?" -Adrienne
"I'm right here!" -Leanne

"I don't need no phone. I just need Cheez-Its!"
-Matt

"I'm not your bitch!"
-Ben

"Ben, USE YOUR HEAD!"
-Lori

"Aw, you two match! What color shorts is Shannon wearing?" -Steve
"Awwwww khaki!" -Shannon

"But the gorilla makes it great!"
-Alex L.

"If one man wants pizza, then the pizza shall come!"
-Jeff

"I had dinner for lunch, dinner, and lunch."
-Jeff

"Do you want some chocolate, Shannon?" -Steve
"Yeah, as long as it's not dark." -Shannon

"You can't just order Kumar around." -Steve
"Yes, I can!" -Shannon

"I can rape a guy as easily as I can rape a girl."
-Dan

"That sounds so much better than anal sex: BUTT SEX!"
-Jerry

"It's a battle of the butts!" -Steve
"And mine will win!" -Shannon

"I'm such a sneaky little bitch!"
-Jerry

"We were parallel."
-Shannon

"We're dressing up, by the way." -Leanne
"As what?" -Steve
"Whores!" -Leanne

"That's what I was telling Taylor earlier. It's, like, secret flannel."
-Jeff

"'Practical' is a synonym for 'lesbian.' Ironically, lesbians are not practical."
-Steve