.:The BUCB Constitution:.

ÝÝÝIt seems every college bowl team's website has a lexicon, or list of inside phrases that mean nothing to anyone other than the people who wrote the jokes. Our site has never had a real one, and due to laziness and better things to do, will continue not to. ÝÝÝInstead, here's our real, and binding, constitution. Now, while it is an official document, much of it is much written in jest. If you or your team are personally mentioned in here, don't get all flustered and start e-mailing us demading it be changed. That ain't gonna happen. Take it as a compliment that the things you consider normal about yourself have made such an impact on us, we feel the need to honor them in this document forever more. Thanks.

ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ÝÝÝ ARTICLES OF ENUMERATION BOSTON UNIVERSITY COLLEGE BOWL Version ME-1 Ý - -ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ Last amended March 23, 2005, at the regular meeting of Boston University College Bowl.Ý Previously amended 2/26/2002, 10/15/2001, 2/15/2001, and 3/29/2000. - -ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ Revised April 14, 1996 in Allyson Mondouxís apartment by Eric Corley, Peter Keshevan, Allyson Mondoux, Ashlie Beach and Jason Gordon. - -ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ First drafted in April 1992 in Sleeper Hall Room 614 by Mark Coen. Ý Ý PREAMBLE Ý ÝÝÝ Whereas and whatfor, and whatever, this document shall hereby be known and established as the Articles of Enumeration of the Boston University College Bowl Team.Ý This document shall remain binding regardless of the organizational status of the Team, be it committee, student organization, or any other title that may be chosen or conferred upon the team by the BUreaucracy. Ý Ý ARTICLE I ñ Offices Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ The following Offices shall exist: (The order of these offices also represents the ìorder of successionî if an Officer is unable to fulfill an obligation.) 1)ÝÝÝÝ Governor-General a)ÝÝÝÝ The Governor-General shall be the head of the organization. b)ÝÝÝÝ The Governor-General shall carry the burden of organizational matters, but reserves the right to delegate responsibility to other Officers and members. c)ÝÝÝÝ The Governor-General shall run the weekly meetings of the Team. d)ÝÝÝÝ The Governor-General is responsible for all aspects of tournament directing, unless he/she delegates the responsibility to another team member. e)ÝÝÝÝ The Governor-General is responsible for keeping all Team Officers and members informed regarding the Teamís activities. f)ÝÝÝÝÝÝ The Governor-General is the Teamís official media spokesperson. g)ÝÝÝÝ The office of the Governor-General confers no right to presence or captaincy on any team. h)ÝÝÝÝ Should there be ladies to be gotten, The Governor-General gets all the finest ladies. Ý 2)ÝÝÝÝ Rear Admiral a)ÝÝÝÝ The Rear Admiral is the Second-in-Command for the Team. b)ÝÝÝÝ The Rear Admiral shall assist the Governor-General in all functions, as needed. c)ÝÝÝÝ In the event of the Governor-Generalís inability to carry out the constitutional tasks of office, the Rear Admiral shall act in the Governor-Generalís stead. d)ÝÝÝÝ The Rear Admiral is responsible for some aspect of the Rhett Rumble. e)ÝÝÝÝ The Rear Admiral is responsible for increasing the clubís visibility on campus, through whatever means they deem necessary. f) The Rear Admiral shall be the designated officer responsible for attending all consortia meetings. Ý 3)ÝÝÝÝ Exchequer a)ÝÝÝÝ The Exchequer shall have the responsibility for all financial aspects of the Teamís operations. b)ÝÝÝÝ The Exchequer shall work with the Governor-General to monitor finances. c)ÝÝÝÝ The Exchequer is responsible for handling BUreaucracy paperwork (e.g. SAO, SABO, SUAB, any other funding requests, and room reservations) and any travel arrangements. d)ÝÝÝÝ The Exchequer may appoint Vice Bursars to assist in these tasks. Ý 4)ÝÝÝÝ Ombudsman a)ÝÝÝÝ The Ombudsman shall have the duty to maintain balance, and to smooth organizational problems. b) Ý Ý The Ombudsman shall be responsible for the purchase of food and gag prizes for hosted tournaments.Ý He/She may delegate this task to another team member. c)ÝÝÝÝ The Ombudsman shall compile the Top Ten list after all tournaments at locations the ëTí does not service. d)ÝÝÝÝ The Ombudsman, with the Governor-General, shall maintain a Team contacts list. e)ÝÝÝÝÝ The Ombudsman, in association with the Governor-General, shall compile a team history for the year that will be posted on the team web site. f)ÝÝÝÝÝ The Ombudsman is responsible for recording a visual history (photographs preferred) of each tournament the team attends. i. ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ The Ombudsman may delegate this duty to someone with better equipment. Ý B)ÝÝÝÝ Officer Responsibilities 1)ÝÝÝÝ Officers shall be required to fulfill all responsibilities mandated by the Student Activities Office (SAO) or any other Boston University regulatory body.Ý Eligibility for officer candidacies will be determined by their rules. Ý2)ÝÝÝÝ Officers shall make a good faith effort to maintain an active role in the affairs of the Team.Ý Those who fail in this regard may be resigned under the Pradeep Rule. a)ÝÝÝÝ An Officer who chooses to resign shall be forced to run the Sankping Machine ten times before being allowed to step down. b)ÝÝÝÝ If the resigning Officer enjoys sankping, the resigning Officer shall be forced to eat one pound of tofu at a single sitting. c) The Pradeep Rule: An Officer will be forced to resign upon a majority vote of other officers upon any request initiated by any relevant body.Ý The resigned officer may appeal to a majority vote of team members d) The Governor-General shall have the power to fill any vacancies in consultation with the other officers.Ý If the Governor-General position becomes vacant, the Rear Admiral will automatically become the Governor-General and shall appoint a replacement Rear Admiral in consultation with the other officers.Ý The newly appointed Officer (including the case of a Governor-General who was previously the Rear Admiral) shall hold office until the next regularly scheduled elections unless a special election is ordered by ìspecial circumstances.îÝ If the appointed Officer is not re-elected during the most immediate election following their appointment, the newly elected Officer will take office immediately and will normally hold their office until the end of the last tournament of the following academic year.Ý The appointed Officer may be asked to remain in office until the end of the academic year, which will be confirmed by a majority vote of the team electorate. Ý ARTICLE II ñ Elections and the Constitutional Convention Ý A) At the last regular Team meeting before Spring Break, elections should be held for all Offices enumerated in Article I.Ý The annual Constitutional Convention should be held at the same time to update this document as necessary. ÝÝÝ If Spring Break is ever cancelled by the BUreaucracy, Sarah (Harriman) Coen will scream, ìI told you so,î and stomp her little feet. Ý B)ÝÝÝÝ The ranking Officer who shall not return the following year shall serve as Marquess of the Election, as well as the Chair of the annual Constitutional Convention.Ý If the Constitution needs to be amended for other circumstances at a different time, the Governor-General will preside for that instance. Ý C)ÝÝÝÝ A separate ballot shall be held for each Office, in the order in which the Offices are listed in Article I.Ý The ballot for an Office shall not commence until the previous ballot has been duly completed. Ý D)ÝÝÝÝ Election Procedures 1)ÝÝÝÝ A member may be an eligible voter if he or she has been a conscientious member of the Team in the previous year. Ý 2)ÝÝÝÝ Nominations a)ÝÝÝÝ Candidates must be nominated and seconded by an eligible voter, must accept nomination, and must not like both sankping and tofu. b)ÝÝÝÝ No member shall support more than one candidate for a single Office, either by nomination or seconding. c)ÝÝÝÝ A candidate may nominate, but not second, him or herself. d)ÝÝÝÝ There is no limit to the total number of nominations to an Office e)ÝÝÝÝ The Marquess of the Election shall declare nominations officially closed when it is apparent that no more are forthcoming. f)ÝÝÝÝÝÝ At the conclusion of nominations, each candidate shall have an opportunity to speak for no longer than ninety seconds on any topic whatsoever. g)ÝÝÝÝ The person who originally nominated the candidate shall have an opportunity to speak for no longer than forty-five seconds on any topic whatsoever. Ý 3)ÝÝÝÝ Balloting a)ÝÝÝÝ Votes shall be cast on paper ballots.Ý No vote shall be counted save for a duly nominated candidate. b)ÝÝÝÝ The Marquess of the Election shall collect and count the ballots, and destroy them after recording the results. c)ÝÝÝÝ In no case shall a candidate be elected without a majority vote. i.ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ If no candidate garners a majority of votes cast, the two candidates receiving the greatest number of votes shall participate in a run-off ballot. ii.ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ If there are multiple candidates tied for second place, they and the first place candidate shall all be entered in the run-off. iii.ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ Before a run-off ballot is held, each candidate shall be required to sing any TV theme song in its entirety or recite his or her favorite Shakespearean passage. iv.ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ In the event of no candidate receiving a majority of votes cast in the run-off, candidates must sing a new TV theme song or recite a new Shakespearean passage before another vote is taken.Ý If after the fifth round of voting no candidate has received a majority of votes cast, Fox Sports New England will cut away to cover the Celtics-Bucks game. v.ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ In the event the entire election process is thrown into confusion, a Supreme Court of the Marquessí choice shall be consulted. Ý 4)ÝÝÝÝ At the conclusion of the election, the Marquess of the Election shall declare the election duly completed.Ý No further election shall be held until the election in the next election period, except if ìspecial circumstancesî require another election be held prior to the next election period. a)Ý ìSpecial circumstancesî will be determined by a ruling of the BUreaucracy, a majority vote of the officers, or a majority vote of the team electorate. Ý (Potty Break) Ý Ý ARTICLE III ñ Sponsored Tournaments Ý The team should hold at least three tournaments per year.Ý However, every effort should be made to hold as many tournaments as possible. Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ Intramural 1)ÝÝÝÝ The Intramural tournament should be held during the first semester, and preferably in early October. 2)ÝÝÝÝ This tournament shall be held on campus, in accordance with the official rules of the organization from which the questions were purchased. 3)ÝÝÝÝ Under no circumstances shall the tournament be called the ìCampus Brain War.î 4)ÝÝÝÝ The name of the tournament is the ìRhett Rumble.î 5)ÝÝÝÝ The Rear Admiral is responsible for running some aspect of the tournament.Ý All members may be required to help run the tournament. 6)ÝÝÝÝ Team members shall only be permitted to play in the Intramural once.ÝÝÝ B) High School 1)ÝÝÝÝ The High School tournament should be held during the first semester, and preferably on the second Saturday in December. 2)ÝÝÝÝ Every effort should be made not to hold the High School tournament on the same Saturday as the Massachusetts State Academic Decathlon. 3)ÝÝÝÝ The name of the tournament is the ìBay State Quiz Bowl Classic.î Ý C) Intercollegiate 1)ÝÝÝÝ The Intercollegiate tournament should be held during the second semester, and should be held in February. 2)ÝÝÝÝ The name of the tournament is the ìTerrier Tussle.î 3)ÝÝÝÝ Tussles past, present, and future shall under no circumstances be abbreviated to anything but ìT(n)î where n is the cardinal number of the Tussle. 4)ÝÝÝÝ No organization whose questions are not used at a Tussle shall be paid one red cent as a royalty fee. Ý Ý ARTICLE IV ñ Attended Tournaments Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ The Team may attend as many tournaments as its membership and funds allow, except that it shall attend no tournament affiliated with an Official Enemy of the Team without the express written consent of the team, Major League Baseball, or the World Council of Credit Unions. Ý B)ÝÝÝÝ Members wishing to attend a tournament may be required by the Governor-General to submit questions according to a standard distribution. Ý C)ÝÝÝÝ Members wishing to attend a tournament may be required to pay a nominal fee towards transportation, accommodations, and/or tournament entry fee. Ý D)ÝÝÝÝ The Governor-General shall choose teams in consultation with other Officers and members if necessary. Ý E)ÝÝÝÝ Teams may be arranged to meet any of the following goals: 1)ÝÝÝÝ To maximize the strength and balance of the A-team. 2)ÝÝÝÝ To maximize the strength and balance of all teams. 3)ÝÝÝÝ To evaluate the skills of players. 4)ÝÝÝÝ To develop the skills of less experienced players. 5)ÝÝÝÝ To reward member contributions in any area. 6)ÝÝÝÝ To embiggen team fun. Ý Ý ARTICLE V ñ Regular Meetings Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ The majority of meeting time should be spent playing.Ý Time should also be spent evaluating play, officiating, and questions. Ý B)ÝÝÝÝ At each meeting, the Governor-General shall lead discussion of team business. 1)ÝÝÝÝ This portion of the meeting shall be called ìBidness.î 2)ÝÝÝÝ All members in attendance shall sit and listen quietly to facilitate dissemination of information.Ý Those who refuse to cooperate with the underappreciated efforts of the Governor-General to do the job for which he was elected, and to which he devotes untold, unsung hours, may be asked to stop rubbing their thumb and forefingers together. 3)ÝÝÝÝ Anyone who leaves to go get food during ìBidnessî may be cruelly mocked in their absence. 4) The Exchequer may interrupt a practice game packet at the half if he/she needs signatures for a BUreaucracy form. Ý Ý ARTICLE VI ñ Electronic Communications Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ All members should have access to the Internet, and should check their e-mail regularly. Ý B)ÝÝÝÝ Officers shall subscribe to all relevant mailing lists, as well as join the ìQuizbowlî club on ìYahoo!î located at http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/quizbowl.Ý At least one Officer should participate actively in discussion. Ý C)ÝÝÝÝ At least one officer, or their designee, should know HTML for the purpose of maintaining the team web page. Ý Ý ARTICLE VII ñ Sanctions Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ ìDead Duckî Tossups 1)ÝÝÝÝ A ìDead Duckî tossup is one in which the opposing team has drawn a neg, so that the BU team has the opportunity to hear the rest of the question in its entirety. 2)ÝÝÝÝ A player who incorrectly interrupts such a tossup before its completion shall forthwith pay a fine of $1.00. 3)ÝÝÝÝ This fine may be waived if the incorrect second interrupt occurs near the end of a half in timed play, at the discretion of the team. Ý B)ÝÝÝÝ Any player called for conferring shall forthwith pay a fine of $2.00, at the discretion of the team. Ý C)ÝÝÝÝ Any player warned for unsportsmanlike conduct shall forthwith pay a fine of $8.97. 1) ÝÝÝ The fine may be paid in three easy installments of $2.99, if the player so chooses. Ý D)ÝÝÝÝ Any player who slams a buzzer to the table, whether warned or not, shall forthwith pay a fine of $1.00. Ý E)ÝÝÝÝ Fines shall be paid to the Exchequer, or to the ranking Officer in the absence of the Exchequer. Ý F)ÝÝÝÝ Sanctions apply at tournaments and at practice. Ý G)ÝÝÝÝ Fines may be waived for anyone who has been a member of the team for less than two months or at the discretion of the Exchequer. Ý H)ÝÝÝÝ Any player who attempts to break a window with his head while a game is in progress shall be forced to continue until he succeeds. Ý I)ÝÝÝÝÝÝ ìMassachusetts Avenue Bridgeî Sanction 1)ÝÝÝÝ If a team member is found to continually violate these Articles of Constitution and their accompanying Enumerations, and previous sanctions have not deterred the behavior, said member shall be thrown from the ì85 Smootsî point of the Massachusetts Avenue Bridge. 2)ÝÝÝÝ Deliverance of penalty shall be contingent upon a majority vote, with at least one Officer voting in the affirmative, at any time during a Team function. Ý Ý ARTICLE VIII ñ Team Titles Ý A)ÝÝÝ Process 1)ÝÝÝ Members have no input as to their own titles.Ý 2)ÝÝÝ When it is decided a title will be given to a club member, that member must leave the room while teammates formulate the title.Ý When those in attendance have decided on a title and voted it into the Constitution, that member may return. Ý B)Ý Past Members 1)ÝÝÝÝ Greg Sorenson is hereby dubbed ìKing Mother.îÝ He may also be addressed as ìProfessor Emeritus.î 2)ÝÝÝÝ Ron McNabb is hereby given the Lifetime Honorific Name of ìGump.î 3)ÝÝÝÝ Shawn DeVeau is hereby dubbed ìWizened Elder.î 4)ÝÝÝÝ Mark Coen is hereby dubbed ìWizened Elder.îÝ He should not be addressed as ìMomî to his face. 5)ÝÝÝÝ Daisy Bow is hereby given the Lifetime Honorific Name of ìMidwest Representative.î 6)ÝÝÝÝ Allyson (Mondoux) Harper-Nixon is hereby dubbed ìTeam Den Motherî or ìHyph Wife.î 7)ÝÝÝÝ Matt Harper-Nixon is hereby dubbed ìHypho,î ìHyph,î or ìThat Guy in the Suit.î 8)ÝÝÝÝ Matt Boggie is hereby dubbed ìCaptain Fancy.î 9)ÝÝÝÝ Eric Corley is hereby dubbed ìGod Boy.î a)ÝÝÝÝ His wife Jenny is hereby dubbed ìMrs. God Boy.î b)ÝÝÝÝ Any children of ìGod Boyî and ìMrs. God Boyî are hereby dubbed with names relative to their age and stature, i.e. ìGod Baby,î ìGod Toddler,î etc. 10) Peter Keshevan is hereby dubbed ìThe Caffeinated Oneî or ìSatan.î 11) Joe Grzesiak is hereby dubbed ìJoey Jo Jo Junior Shabbadou.îÝ 12) Dave Mundy is hereby dubbed ìThat Dave.î 13) Dave Simpson is hereby dubbed ìThat Other Dave.î 14) Debbie Lusetti is hereby dubbed ìAmericaís Sweetheart.î 15) Rebecca Golden is hereby dubbed ìThe Dave Parker of Boston University College Bowl.î 16) Chris Rosenberg shall NOT be dubbed ìTeam Driver.î 17) Jason Gordon is hereby dubbed ìCosmos Monkey,î or ìMonkeyî for short. 18) Matt Bruce is hereby dubbed ìThe Bruceî or ìMr. Glass.î 19) Mike Hoey-Lukakis is hereby dubbed ìHokey, Lord of the Pants.î 20) Katie Burns is hereby dubbed ìKatie OíBurns, The Tallest, Most Foul-Mouthed Leprechaun.î 21) Sarah (Harriman) Coen is hereby dubbed ìFlannel Spiceî or ìYe Olde Miss Crumpet.î 22) Mark Beazley is hereby dubbed ìThe Beazer.î 23) Robin Duckworth is hereby dubbed ìCloset Vinyl Queen.î 24) Jonathan Couture is hereby dubbed ìFanciest Cooch Ever,î ìSchnookumsî or ìKandee, The Pretty Handwriting Queen.î 25) Meg Kociemba is hereby dubbed ìDead Weight,î but it should be noted for being dead, sheís pretty damn loud. 26) Josh Levy is hereby dubbed ìLady In Red.î 27) Ellen Rosoff is hereby dubbed ìThe Seventh Friendî or ìShoppie McShop.î 28) Erik Nielsen is hereby dubbed ìThe Fifth Bronte.î 29) Kenneth Hurt is hereby dubbed ìSo Emo, It Kenneth Hurts.î 30) Harrison Magy is hereby dubbed ìLes cheveux orangesî (pronounced: ìIím serious guys.î). Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ Others 1)ÝÝÝÝ The Maryland Academic Quiz Team is an Official Enemy of the Team. a)ÝÝÝÝ John Nam, Vishnu Jejjala, Matt Colvin, Dave Hamilton, ìThat Boffo Guyî from UPenn, ìThat Cape Guyî from Swarthmore, Gautam Mukunda, and ìRain Manî from Providence and his wicked mom are specifically singled out as our Enemies.Ý 2)ÝÝÝÝ Princeton University is hereby officially known as ìStarfleet Academy at Princeton.î 3)ÝÝÝÝ Williams College is hereby officially known as ìZork State Universityî or the ìCollege of Middle-Earth.î a)ÝÝÝÝ Lydia Haile, who we actually donít dislike, will be happy to show you the buffet. 4)ÝÝÝÝ If Yeshiva says cheese again, we will say burger, and thatís just not kosher. 5)ÝÝÝÝ Our thanks to Vanderbilt for the pizza at Penn Bowl 10. 6)ÝÝÝÝ Ahmed Ismail is hereby dubbed ìThe Good Twin.îÝ Samer Ismail needs to lighten up. 7)ÝÝÝÝ Edmund Schleussel is hereby dubbed ìThe Anti-Jebus.îÝ Hide your women from him. 8)ÝÝÝÝ Former Princeton player Dave Isaacson and former Harvard player David Farris are the official presidents of ìThe College Bowl Hair Club for Men.î a)ÝÝÝÝ It should be noted that Dave Isaacson hates it when we call him Dave.Ý Sorry there, Davey boy. 9)ÝÝÝÝ At any tournament Monsieur Chris Luhrs attends, a jaunty beret shall appear on the ëTí in ëMIT.í 10) Harvardís Michael B. MacElroy can shut his í - hole. 11) If youíre fat, greasy and from Waltham, you should know the Arbyís got torn down. 12) Harvardís Vik Vaz is hereby dubbed ìErik Nielsenís Official Nemesis.îÝ There can be only one. Ý Ý ARTICLE IX ñ Amendment Procedures Ý A)ÝÝÝÝ Proposed amendments to the Constitution shall be presented to the body of the Team at a regular meeting. Ý B)ÝÝÝÝ A quorum of 51% (or a percentage determined by SAO rules) of the active membership must be present to vote on a proposed amendment. Ý C)ÝÝÝÝ A two-thirds majority of members present is required to ratify an amendment. D)ÝÝÝÝ A ratified amendment that does not fit elsewhere shall be written into the Enumeration of Random Thoughts verbatim. E)Ý A team member wishing to propose an amendment should buzz-in if buzzers are available because it is just more fun that way. Ý Ý ENUMERATIONS OF RANDOM THOUGHTS Ý Enumeration A:ÝÝÝ There will be no singing of songs unless Team members decide to engage in a sing-along. Ý Enumeration B:ÝÝÝ Absolutely no questions shall be written to which the answer is ìBelarusî or ì1776.î Ý Enumeration C:ÝÝÝ At all Regional and National tournaments, attending members may be required to wear something with the school name or logo on it.Ý Boxers do not count, unless they are worn over the pants. Ý Enumeration D:ÝÝÝ Madonna (ìAgincourtî), Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, Chris de Burgh and ìteen-popî are hereby deemed Enemies of the Team.Ý Their music shall not be played at meetings, and shall be taken on no Team trip. Ý Enumeration E:ÝÝÝ Foolishly repealed by the over-sensitive membership of the organization while the main proponent of the Enumeration was gone, and unable to defend what was a sound and cogent Enumeration. Ý Enumeration F:ÝÝÝ Never say ìpopî when you mean ìsoda.î Ý Enumeration G:ÝÝÝ While joking is an integral part of the organizational structure, any member feeling harassed may punch the person undertaking the harassment after issuing one warning of the intent to punch. Ý Enumeration H:ÝÝÝ Under no circumstances are official player statistics to be kept for anything but tournaments.Ý No decisions on team membership, or elections, may be based on statistics.Ý Statistics may be kept for fun by anyone who wants to keep them, but they have no bearings on the operations of the Team. Ý Enumeration J:ÝÝÝ There is no Enumeration I. Ý Enumeration K:ÝÝÝ All contact, tournament, and other relevant information are the property of the Team, and must be available at any time to any Officer or member. Ý Enumeration L:ÝÝÝ The Official Prayer is ìGod bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless our buzzers, and God bless David Hasselhoff.î Ý Enumeration M:ÝÝÝ Rebecca Rule: Whenever a question begins ìTwo Answers Required,î all players shall flash two fingers to teammates, giving the Rebecca Warning.Ý Any player who subsequently gives only one of the two answers required shall be forced to seek forgiveness from Rebecca Golden personally. Ý Enumeration N:ÝÝÝ The GSU locker used by the Team shall be cleaned at least once per semester. Ý Enumeration O:ÝÝÝ ìEmbiggenî is a perfectly cromulent word. Ý Enumeration P:ÝÝÝ All gambling debts involving members of the Team shall be paid within one week of the time incurred. Ý Enumeration Q:ÝÝÝ Mike Hoey-Lukakis is gratuitously mentioned in this Enumeration.Ý Mike Hoey-Lukakis, Mike Hoey-Lukakis, Mike Hoey-Lukakis, Mike Hoey-Lukakis, Mike Hoey-Lukakis, Mike Hoey-Lukakis, Mike Hoey-Lukakis. Ý Enumeration R:ÝÝÝ Matt Bruce is never to lick a Boston University College Bowl buzzer again. Ý Enumeration S:ÝÝÝ ìVacation,î by The Go-Goís, is the official team song.Ý The last line of the chorus is, ìmeant to be spent alone.îÝ Sing it as if you mean it. Ý Enumeration T:ÝÝÝ Sugar is pointy. Ý Enumeration U:ÝÝÝ Three-Pitcher Rule:Ý On all teamsí trips meeting requirements, the team is to always observe the Three Pitcher Rule. Ý Enumeration V:ÝÝÝ On all team trips requiring travel on the New Jersey Turnpike, the Team is to stop for food and/or drink and/or gas at the Vince Lombardi Memorial Rest Area.Ý However, it is not necessary to give a Lombardi-esque speech about victory upon exiting your vehicle. Ý Enumeration W:ÝÝÝ In all future elections, Jonathan Couture is automatically nominated for Governor General.Ý However, per his request, he is not to be voted forever again, because three years as GG is quite enough. Enumeration X:ÝÝÝÝÝÝ We love all Parliament, not just the band.Ý We reserve the right to suspend their procedure at our discretion. Enumeration Z:ÝÝÝÝÝÝ Any team member testing positive for steroid use will be dealt with in accordance with Major League Baseball rules.Ý Ý Ý Ý