How to Tell if Someone is Obsessed with Chemistry

1. They carry their lab safety goggles around with them at all times, just
   in case.....
   
   
2. Instead of writing water they write H₂O.
   
   
3. They start disagreeing with movies and T.V. shows on
   scientific aspects.
   
   
4. They carry a base solution around with them at all times, just
   in case one of those freak Hydrochloric acid spills happen.
   
   
5. They become very agitated when people refer to air as Oxygen,
   and proceed to list all of the components of air.
   
   
6. They actually enjoy doing their Chemistry homework.
   
   
7. Instead of writing ozone they write O₃.
   
   
8. They start referring to the smell of nail polish remover as an
   acetone smell.
   
   
9. They no longer ask for aspirin they ask for acetaminophen.
   
   
10. They ACTUALLY enjoy going to Chemistry class.