Bumper Stickers

On Massachusetts Drivers:
	Forget about world peace…visualize using your turn signal.
	Cover me…I'm changing lanes.

Computer Humor
	We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
	(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this didn't happen.
	Bugs come in through open Windows.
	Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
	File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
	Enter any 11 digit prime number to continue…
	Canadian DOS Prompt: EH?:\
	Error 406: File corrupt: config.earth  Reboot universe? (Y/N)
	I am logged in, therefore I am.
	(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with big hammer.
	Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
	Runtime error 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
	Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
	To err is human: To blame it on a computer is even more so.
	Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

General Humor
	Take my advise. I don't use it anyway.
	Who is "they" anyway?
	Lottery: a tax on people who don't understand statistics.
	I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
	Jesus is coming. Look busy.
	Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
	I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
	Barium…what you do with dead chemists.
	Brain dysfunction detected…
	Brain over…Insert coin.
	Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
	Out of my mind - Back in 5 minutes.
	As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
	Its as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.