Sex with me
Sex with me is an endgame game for all players.
Players form a line or semi-circle. The audience suggests an object, a person or a place. Players then take turns explaining why sex with them is like sex with that object (or in that place or with that person). For example, if the audiece suggests "nail," actors may say, "Sex with me is like sex with a nail because you'll probably get tetanus," "because there's always a little head," "because you'll get hurt," or "because you have to be ready for a prick."
Players may also offer responses in the form of "I like my men like I like my nails" or "I like my women like I like my nails," as in "I like my men like I like my nails - five dollars for a hundred," "you need a claw to get them out," "one inch long," or "good at pounding wood."
After a while, the ref gets another suggestion from the audience.