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To: All League Bowlers

From: The Management

            It has been brought to our attention that there is an excessive use of foul and abusive language in the exchange of normal conversation on and off the lanes.   In order to alleviate this horrendous behavior, and at the same time not to interfere with your freedom of expression, the following list of code numbers shall be used as a replacement for the catchy phrases listed beside them…

100 – This game sucks

101 – I hate this f@cking game  

102 – All you useless f@cks get away from me

103 – You’ve got to be s#!tting me

104 – Get off my f@%#ing back

105 – Beats the s#!t out of me

106 – What the f@ck?

107 – Can you believe that s#!t?

108 – I can’t f@cking believe that

109 – I hate this f@cking house

110 – This lane sucks

111 – That s#!thead distracted me

112 – F@ck you very much

113 – Lovely, just f@ckin’ lovely

114 – What a f@ckin’ spare

115 – S#!t, Piss, and Corruption

116 – Hang it on your f@cking ear

117 – Oh! F@ck it

118 – Holy S#!t!

119 – Quit your bitching

120 – What am I f@ck#ing blind?

121 – S#!t-s#!t-s#!t, did you see that?

122 – Oh s#!t, I broke a nail

123 – Tell someone who gives a s#!t

124 – I don’t give a f@ck

125 – Right in the f@ckin’ gutter

126 – A f@ckin’ split

127 – Son-of-a-bitch, another f@ckin’ split

128 – I missed --- I f@ckin’ missed

129 – It won’t f@ckin’ work 

130 – This ball is too f@ckin’ heavy

131 – This ball is too f@ckin’ light

132 – Bitch, bitch, bitch

133 – Rot in hell you f@cking pins

134 – You lucky bitch

135 – Where the f@ck is my drink

136 – Damn s#!t, my foot got stuck

137 – Damn s#!t, my foot slipped

138 – I was f@ckin’ robbed

139 – Holy shit, you were f@ckin’ robbed

140 – What the f@cking are you waiting for?

141 – What the f@ck was that?

142 – Hurry up and bowl bitch

143 – The score…what the f@ck is the score?

144 – A sorry a$$ gutter ball

145 – Bite me

146 – What the f@ck do you call that?

147 – How the f@ck did that happen?

148 – With the skill of a f@ckin’ surgeon

149 – What the f@ck is your problem?

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