Boston University

Bowling Association

Statistics    Information    Entertainment

Home     Bowling Games     Big Lebowski     League Bowling    Articles

The Top Fourteen Reasons You Have Watched The Big Lebowski Too Many Times:

• You keep making references to Vietnam.

• You can't get enough of The Jesus.

• You have to use so many cuss words.

• You conclude every sentence with "Am I wrong?"

• You refer to everybody as "dude."

• You interject into your friends conversations.

• You find yourself to be "very undude" at times.

• You say "Shut the f@#? up" to everything your good friend says to you.

• You always have a thirst for White Russians

• You think you can get a toe by 3 o'clock

• You tell your friends that you have a rug that really ties the room together.

• You believe all your situations have a lot of in's, a lot of out's, and a lot of whathaveyou's.

• You are not into the whole brevity thing.

• You can speak for thirty seconds and not complete a sentence.