I am Kevin Shea. While mainly a genius, I also sometimes spend my time as a writer, and sometimes as a generally mind-warping sadist. I figured there was no better way to combine these endeavors than to make a website with a black background, and you are now trapped in the twisted fruit of that conclusion. (Further to those points, I'm currently enrolled in a computer science course which requires me to create some sort of website. In fact, that occurred before the "mind-warp/writing" thought process, but as I'm not entirely sure how to erase on these godforsaken machines, we'll let it pass.)

     Don't worry, though-- you won't have to deal wth my strange personal writing style for long. The other resources on this page are purely artistic, or else explanations of how to use the site. But then, I'm sure my style would prove a great deal more interesting were I more inclined to tell you about myself... As it stands, it only matters in the context of the site. As a result, you may wish to peruse the aforementioned explanation, or maybe just head right back to the beginning.