[friendly warning] :: dearest, you are about to enter a newly-found superstring theory dimension (the fourteenth, and still counting). you'd better leave as soon as possible, or a bunch of horrible things are bound to happen. already, thirty-one people ignored this warning. of them, seventeen have temporarily lost their eyesight; when it came back they could not distinguish the color pink, forever ruining their pink panther cartoon enjoyment. the remaining fourteen have been kidnapped by pink-colored aliens (who seemed light-green to the previously-mentioned individuals) and found tragic death in their spacecraft labs. are you still brave enough? continue then...
[for whatever happens onwards no responsibility is held; please do not ignore this small-print message]
[the foreword] :: you have reached — possibly by a strange twist of (un)luck — the electronic space of kostas kardaras [aka kk]. grouped above [see the "oh won't you take me to" bar] you will find several pieces of information, ranging from pretty boring to completely useless. for those who do enjoy high-tech kick-ass stuff, let me note that this is the minimalist version of my webpage; under serious construction is one that will blow your brains out with all its macromedia and java applets. it is not an overstatement to say that when the new webpage is ready, it will split the webpage design history into ex-kk's homepage and ante-kk's homepage eras. it will have it ready in three to thirty years; i am constructing it the greek way, you see.
...may the horse be with you [in this year of the pig, too]!
you are visitor number 1,000,000. you win prizes galore, lots and loads of booty.