| Seriously though, I think I have some fairly compelling arguments: | ||
I mean, just look at this little guy. Adorable? I would have to say, "heck* yes!!!!" Click the puppy to adopt a puppy! |
 On the other hand, we have this guy. Clearly there is something wrong here (hint: it's the kitten). |
My three favorite breeds of dogs are (in order of preference):
I. English bulldogs |
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Other reasons puppies are obviously better than kittens:
· Puppies are cuter (see notes). · Puppies are more playful than kittens. · Kittens (and cats) are too easy to make fun of (see notes). · Puppies will not claw your eyes out. · ...I feel like no further proof is needed. | ||