Funny advertisements or "Narochno ne pridumaesh":
in a restroom:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below
in a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
in a London Department Store:
Bargain basement upstairs
in an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car
seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
in a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)