Funny advertisements or "Narochno ne pridumaesh":

  • in a restroom:
    Toilet out of order. Please use floor below
  • in a Laundromat:
    Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
  • in a London Department Store:
    Bargain basement upstairs
  • in an office:
    After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
  • outside a secondhand shop:
    We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
  • spotted in a safari park:
    Elephants please stay in your car
  • seen during a conference:
    For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
  • in a repair shop door:
    We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)