"Terriers, what is your profession?"
Notice: This is not the official roster for the club. You can access the main page here.
There has been noticeably little effort to streamline this page. You may see any of the following: badly scaled images, cropped images, poor captioning, a random sense of humor, and best of all, bias towards sabre.
Enjoy~~
Let me guess. You'd be
XERXES!
Xerxes (Eric) collects all of the world's (club's) tribute (club dues) and towers above his foes in battle (Ultimate Frisbee).
He also has his loyal followers (Epee team: Jesse, Lori, Christine, Ron).
Not to be outdone, the President (Dave) has his own harem (Women's foil: Kelly, Valerie, Allison, Adrien).
The President (Dave), however, was assassinated in his sleep by one of Xerxes' men (Ron).
But Ron's such a nice guy! Why would he do such a thing?
Perhaps he was avenging the President's back-stabbing tactics.
Three Spartan generals (Sabre captains: Joe, Dygo and Ariel) had secretly schemed to resist Xerxes' tyranny.
 | Joe Special move: "Angry Bear" | 
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 | Dygo Special move: "Dygo-Lunge to Jugular" | 
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 | Ariel Special move: "The One" | 
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Ariel had mastered "The One" from the best Spartans (Saberists) as a youth.
But it's not always "The One". Here's it's the "YES!".
Maybe she learned it from the her Spartan predecessors (Previous saberists). Mia's only got her thumb up while Kate's got "The One".
 | Garrett | Garrett's posing like the Spartan that he is. |
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 | Steve | Steve's new but that still doesn't keep him learning the thumb's up. |
 | Ross | Ross is probably going to freak out I didn't find a better picture of him. |
 | John | Johnny's the oldest. That's why he wears a bandana. He was also a Marine. |
 | Rachel | Rachel is always happy. |
 | Tiffany | Tiffany takes some of the best pictures. This page would not exist without her. |
 | Talia | Talia can be a beast and make her opponents cower. |
The Spartans weed out the weak with regular physical combat.
That doesn't make any of the other weapons less crazy. Pseudo-Armorer (Allison) headbutts anyone who might call her Pseudo-Armorer.
Her squadmate (Kelly) does the same for the fun of it.
The weaponsmaster (Coach) insists there are better ways to melee.
Coach approves- you (Valerie) could use the claw instead.
But they aren't as savage as I make them sound. Awww.
Here's Nick. He's got a gentleman's stance.
Okay, nevermind. He's crazy too.
The President (Dave) and the Armorer (Michi) consider the finer points of life.
For example, why are there so many sabre pics and very few of epee? Or whatever happened to this picture collection's storyline? Why aren't there any pics of Antoine or Brian?
Oh here they are.
At least the sabre team looks happy.
Here's another picture of Ross.
