2006-2007 BU Debate Society Officers

Megan Hodes (COM '07)

Megan Hodes defies the stereotype we associate with the College of General Studies, in that she, unlike most in CGS, is a senior. Born in Scythia to a tribe of ruthless warriors, Megan possesses Amazonian powers that terrify her opponents into submission. She often threatens to relieve her male enemies of their excess organs, and she may or may not, depending on her mood, later pretend that she was joking.

Vice-President

Jessica Mendez (CAS '07)

Jess has never lost a debate round, due to her habit of thrusting her well-toned physique in her judge’s face till the poor man surrenders and awards her a 29. She claims not to be an elitist, and you can trust her, because she is our Vice-President. She also has a 'z' in her last name, and that puts her right up there in our book with the other people who've made our nation what it is today.

Treasurer

Rocky Lotito (CAS '09)

After turning down a successful career in boxing to become a debater, Rocky has certainly made his mark on the APDA circuit. Fans sometimes see him dressed as a wizard, for reasons that remain unclear. Other times, he appears with no costume at all. But we honor Rocky either way, and we acknowledge him as the sole force keeping bears from taking over Congress.

The Artist Formally Known as Secretary

Neil St. Clair (CAS '08)

Why did we go on voting Neil in as an officer, year after year? Perhaps it was his aristocratic features, which have been known to turn straight men gay (and straight women gay as well). But though he served as our secretary for a year and a half, Neil is now fleeing from the IRS, who caught him overstating his income. He seeks refuge this semester in Oxford, where he plans to fail at rowing, improve his accent, and use serial commas.

Secretary

Ryan Menezes (COM '09)

Ryan's policy of speaking softly and secretly recording everything people say has at last earned him a place on the EBoard. A student of three nations' terrorist training programs, Ryan was the man responsible for the 2005 attacks at Yale. People show their reverence and fear by mispronouncing his last name. Ryan is also the keeper of the Nail, a sacred bodypart that drives women wild with arousal and nausea.

Tournament Director

Lovers and friends often refer to Roman as "that crazy Bulgarian kid." He is not Bulgarian. Roman is, however, the team's international ambassador, teaching us of countries whose existance we still doubt. Roman is also our resident expert on death, metal and death metal. He carries 450 types of tobacco with him at all times, and he uses his knowledge to catch Scotland Yard's most feared criminals.