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Henry
Fielding, Tom Jones (1749)
When Mr. Allworthy had retired to his study with
Jenny Jones, as hath been seen, Mrs. Bridget, with the good housekeeper, had
betaken themselves to a post next adjoining to the said study; whence, through
the conveyance of a keyhole, they sucked in at their ears the instructive
lecture delivered by Mr. Allworthy, together with the answers of Jenny, and
indeed every other particular which passed in the last chapter. This hole in
her brother's study-door was indeed as well known to Mrs. Bridget, and had been
as frequently applied to by her, as the famous hole in the wall was by Thisbe
of old. This served to many good purposes. For by such means Mrs. Bridget
became often acquainted with her brother's inclinations, without giving him the
trouble of repeating them to her. It is true, some inconveniences attended this
intercourse, and she had sometimes reason to cry out with Thisbe, in
Shakespear, "O, wicked, wicked wall!" For as Mr. Allworthy was a justice
of peace, certain things occurred in examinations concerning bastards, and such
like, which are apt to give great offence to the chaste ears of virgins,
especially when they approach the age of forty, as was the case of Miss
Bridget. However, she had, on such occasions, the advantage of concealing her
blushes from the eyes of men; and De non apparentibus, et non existentibus
eadem e stratio*- in English, "When a woman is not seen to blush, she doth
not blush at all." *Things which do not appear are to be treated the same
as those which do not exist.- COKE Both the good women kept strict silence
during the whole scene between Mr. Allworthy and the girl; but as soon as it
was ended, and that gentleman was out of hearing, Mrs. Deborah could not help
exclaiming against the clemency of her master, and especially against his
suffering her to conceal the father of the child, which she swore she would
have out of her before the sun set. At these words Miss Bridget discomposed her
features with a smile (a thing very unusual to her). Not that I would have my
reader imagine, that this was one of those wanton smiles which Homer would have
you conceive came from Venus, when he calls her the laughter-loving goddess;
nor was it one of those smiles which Lady Seraphina shoots from the stage-box,
and which Venus would quit her immortality to be able to equal. No, this was
rather one of those smiles which might be supposed to have come from the
dimpled cheeks of the august Tisiphone, or from one of the misses, her sisters.
BOOK II CONTAINING SCENES OF MATRIMONIAL FELICITY IN
DIFFERENT DEGREES OF LIFE; AND VARIOUS OTHER TRANSACTIONS DURING THE FIRST TWO
YEARS AFTER THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN CAPTAIN BLIFIL AND MISS BRIDGET ALLWORTHY
Chapter 1 Showing what kind of a history this is; what it is like, and what it
is not like Though we have properly enough entitled this our work, a history,
and not a life; nor an apology for a life, as is more in fashion; yet we intend
in it rather to pursue the method of those writers, who profess to disclose the
revolutions of countries, than to imitate the painful and voluminous historian,
who, to preserve the regularity of his series, thinks himself obliged to fill
up as much paper with the detail of months and years in which nothing
remarkable happened, as he employs upon those notable areas when the greatest
scenes have been transacted on the human stage. Such histories as these do, in
reality, very much resemble a newspaper, which consists of just the same number
of words, whether there be any news in it or not. They may likewise be compared
to a stage coach, which performs constantly the same course, empty as well as
full. The writer, indeed, seems to think himself obliged to keep even pace with
time, whose amanuensis he is; and, like his master, travels as slowly through
centuries of monkish dulness, when the world seems to have been asleep, as
through that bright and busy age so nobly distinguished by the excellent Latin
poet-
Ad confligendum
venientibus undique poenis,
Omnia cum belli trepido
concussa tumultu
Horrida contremuere sub
altis aetheris auris;
In dubioque fuit sub
utrorum regna cadendum
Omnibus humanis esset,
terraque marique.
Of which we wish we could give our readers a more
adequate translation than that by Mr. Creech-
When dreadful Carthage
frighted Rome with arms,
And all the world was
shook with fierce alarms;
Whilst undecided yet,
which part should fall,
Which nation rise the
glorious lord of all.
Now it is our purpose, in the ensuing pages, to
pursue a contrary method. When any extraordinary scene presents itself (as we
trust will often be the case), we shall spare no pains nor paper to open it at
large to our reader; but if whole years should pass without producing anything
worthy his notice, we shall not be afraid of a chasm in our history; but shall
hasten on to matters of consequence, and leave such periods of time totally
unobserved. These are indeed to be considered as blanks in the grand lottery of
time. We therefore, who are the registers of that lottery, shall imitate those
sagacious persons who deal in that which is drawn at Guildhall, and who never
trouble the public with the many blanks they dispose of; but when a great prize
happens to be drawn, the newspapers are presently filled with it, and the world
is sure to be informed at whose office it was sold: indeed, commonly two or
three different offices lay claim to the honour of having disposed of it; by
which, I suppose, the adventurers are given to understand that certain brokers
are in the secrets of Fortune, and indeed of her cabinet council. My reader
then is not to be surprized, if, in the course of this work, he shall find some
chapters very short, and others altogether as long; some that contain only the
time of a single day, and others that comprise years; in a word, if my history
sometimes seems to standstill, and sometimes to fly. For all which I shall not
look on myself as accountable to any court of critical jurisdiction whatever:
for as I am, in reality, the founder of a new province of writing, so I am at
liberty to make what laws I please therein. And these laws, my readers, whom I
consider as my subjects, are bound to believe in and to obey; with which that
they may readily and cheerfully comply, I do hereby assure them that I shall
principally regard their ease and advantage in all such institutions: for I do
not, like a jure divino* tyrant, imagine that they are my slaves, or my
commodity. I am, indeed, set over them for their own good only, and was created
for their use, and not they for mine. Nor do I doubt, while I make their
interest the great rule of my writings, they will unanimously concur in
supporting my dignity, and in rendering me all the honour I shall deserve or
desire. *By divine right.
The Life and Opinions
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I was just going, for example, to have given you the
great out-lines of my uncle Toby's most whimsical character;--when my aunt
Dinah and the coachman came across us, and led us a vagary some millions of miles
into the very heart of the planetary system: Notwithstanding all this, you
perceive that the drawing of my uncle Toby's character went on gently all the
time;--not the great contours of it,--that was impossible,--but some familiar
strokes and faint designations of it, were here and there touch'd on, as we
went along, so that you are much better acquainted with my uncle Toby now than
you was before.
By this contrivance the machinery of my work is of a
species by itself; two contrary motions are introduced into it, and reconciled,
which were thought to be at variance with each other. In a word, my work is
digressive, and it is progressive too,--and at the same time.
This, Sir, is a very different story from that of
the earth's moving round her axis, in her diurnal rotation, with her progress
in her elliptick orbit which brings about the year, and constitutes that
variety and vicissitude of seasons we enjoy;--though I own it suggested the
thought,--as I believe the greatest of our boasted improvements and discoveries
have come from such trifling hints.
Digressions, incontestably, are the sunshine;--they
are the life, the soul of reading!--take them out of this book, for
instance,--you might as well take the book along with them;--one cold eternal
winter would reign in every page of it; restore them to the writer;--he steps
forth like a bridegroom,--bids All-hail; brings in variety, and forbids the
appetite to fail.
All the dexterity is in the good cookery and
management of them, so as to be not only for the advantage of the reader, but
also of the author, whose distress, in this matter, is truly pitiable: For, if
he begins a digression,--from that moment, I observe, his whole work stands
stock still;--and if he goes on with his main work,--then there is an end of
his digression.
--This is vile work.--For which reason, from the
beginning of this, you see, I have constructed the main work and the
adventitious parts of it with such intersections, and have so complicated and
involved the digressive and progressive movements, one wheel within another,
that the whole machine, in general, has been kept a'going;--and; what's more,
it shall be kept a-going these forty years, if it pleases the fountain of
health to bless me so long with life and good spirits.
Chapter 1.XXIII.
I have a strong propensity in me to begin this
chapter very nonsensically, and I will not balk my fancy.--Accordingly I set
off thus:
If the fixture of Momus's glass in the human breast,
according to the proposed emendation of that arch-critick, had taken
place,--first, This foolish consequence would certainly have followed,--That
the very wisest and very gravest of us all, in one coin or other, must have
paid window- money every day of our lives.
And, secondly, that had the said glass been there
set up, nothing more would have been wanting, in order to have taken a man's
character, but to have taken a chair and gone softly, as you would to a
dioptrical bee-hive, and look'd in,--view'd the soul stark naked;--observed all
her motions,-- her machinations;--traced all her maggots from their first
engendering to their crawling forth;--watched her loose in her frisks, her
gambols, her capricios; and after some notice of her more solemn deportment,
consequent upon such frisks, &c.--then taken your pen and ink and set down
nothing but what you had seen, and could have sworn to:--But this is an
advantage not to be had by the biographer in this planet;--in the planet
Mercury (belike) it may be so, if not better still for him;--for there the
intense heat of the country, which is proved by computators, from its vicinity
to the sun, to be more than equal to that of red-hot iron,--must, I think, long
ago have vitrified the bodies of the inhabitants, (as the efficient cause) to
suit them for the climate (which is the final cause;) so that betwixt them
both, all the tenements of their souls, from top to bottom, may be nothing
else, for aught the soundest philosophy can shew to the contrary, but one fine
transparent body of clear glass (bating the umbilical knot)--so that, till the
inhabitants grow old and tolerably wrinkled, whereby the rays of light, in
passing through them, become so monstrously refracted,--or return reflected
from their surfaces in such transverse lines to the eye, that a man cannot be
seen through;--his soul might as well, unless for mere ceremony, or the
trifling advantage which the umbilical point gave her,-- might, upon all other
accounts, I say, as well play the fool out o'doors as in her own house.
But this, as I said above, is not the case of the
inhabitants of this earth;--our minds shine not through the body, but are wrapt
up here in a dark covering of uncrystalized flesh and blood; so that, if we
would come to the specific characters of them, we must go some other way to
work.
Many, in good truth, are the ways, which human wit
has been forced to take, to do this thing with exactness.
Some, for instance, draw all their characters with
wind-instruments.-- Virgil takes notice of that way in the affair of Dido and
Aeneas;--but it is as fallacious as the breath of fame;--and, moreover,
bespeaks a narrow genius. I am not ignorant that the Italians pretend to a
mathematical exactness in their designations of one particular sort of
character among them, from the forte or piano of a certain wind-instrument they
use,--which they say is infallible.--I dare not mention the name of the
instrument in this place;--'tis sufficient we have it amongst us,--but never
think of making a drawing by it;--this is aenigmatical, and intended to be so,
at least ad populum:--And therefore, I beg, Madam, when you come here, that you
read on as fast as you can, and never stop to make any inquiry about it.
There are others again, who will draw a man's
character from no other helps in the world, but merely from his evacuations;--but
this often gives a very incorrect outline,--unless, indeed, you take a sketch
of his repletions too; and by correcting one drawing from the other, compound
one good figure out of them both.
I should have no objection to this method, but that
I think it must smell too strong of the lamp,--and be render'd still more
operose, by forcing you to have an eye to the rest of his Non-naturals.--Why
the most natural actions of a man's life should be called his Non-naturals,--is
another question.
There are others, fourthly, who disdain every one of
these expedients;--not from any fertility of their own, but from the various
ways of doing it, which they have borrowed from the honourable devices which
the Pentagraphic Brethren (Pentagraph, an instrument to copy Prints and
Pictures mechanically, and in any proportion.) of the brush have shewn in
taking copies.--These, you must know, are your great historians
Tobias
Smollett, Humphrey Clinker (1771)
The Expedition of Humphrey
Clinker is a
picaresque novel that was written towards the very end of the temperamental
Smollett’s life and published shortly before his death in 1771. It is now
regarded as his most accomplished novel, and is not coincidentally also his
most mellow in outlook. His other novels and travel writing display a general
hostility towards man and his actions, particularly when foreigners are
involved. Here, the hostility exists between the characters that write the
letters that make up the novel: primarily Matthew Bramble, Jery Melford (his
nephew), Lydia (his niece), Tabitha (his sister) and Tabitha’s servant Winifred
Jenkins. All have distinctive writing styles, in particular Winifred who writes
with the strange but just comprehensible idiolect of an illiterate. The
characters travel variously in Gloucester, London and areas of Scotland such as
the filthy Edinburgh and the more acceptable Glasgow. Various characters are
met, including the now-reformed Count Fathom from a previous Smollett adventure
and there are numerous absurd and remarkable happenings such as disputes
leading to duels, imprisonment, failed romances, jealousy and an inconveniently
overturned carriage. The novel satirises the society of the late eighteenth
century to great effect and held together with Smollett’s characteristically
coarse sense of humour - usually at the expense of his characters and the
stereotypes they represent.
Chapter 16
To Sir Watkin Phillips, Bart. of Jesus college,
Oxon.
Scarborough, July 1.
DEAR KNIGHT,
THE manner of living at Harrigate was so agreeable
to my disposition, that I left the place with some regret. Our aunt Tabby would
have probably made some objection to our departing so soon, had not an accident
embroiled her with Mr. Micklewhimmen, the Scotch advocate, on whose heart she
had been practising, from the second day after our arrival. That original,
though seemingly precluded from the use of his limbs, had turned his genius to
good account. In short, by dint of groaning and whining, he had excited the
compassion of the company so effectually, that an old lady, who occupied the
very best apartment in the house, gave it up for his ease and convenience. When
his man led him into the Long Room, all the females were immediately in
commotion. One set an elbow-chair; another shook up the cushion: a third
brought a stool; and a fourth a pillow, for the accommodation of his feet. Two
ladies (of whom Tabby was always one) supported him into the dining-room, and
placed him properly at the table; and his taste was indulged with a succession
of delicacies, culled by their fair hands. All this attention he repaid with a
profusion of compliments and benedictions, which were not the less agreeable
for being delivered in the Scottish dialect. As for Mrs. Tabitha, his respects
were particularly addressed to her, and he did not fail to mingle them with
religious reflections, touching free grace, knowing her bias to methodism,
which he also professed upon a calvinistical model.
For my part, I could not help thinking this lawyer
was not such an invalid as he pretended to be. I observed he ate very heartily
three times a-day, and though his bottle was marked stomachic tincture, he had recourse to it so often, and seemed to
swallow it with such peculiar relish, that I suspected it was not compounded in
the apothecary’s shop, or the chemist’s laboratory. One day, while he was
earnest in discourse with Mrs. Tabitha, and his servant had gone out on some
occasion or other, I dexterously exchanged the labels and situation of his
bottle and mine; and having tasted his tincture, found it was excellent claret.
I forthwith handed it about to some of my neighbours, and it was quite emptied
before Mr. Micklewhimmen had occasion to repeat his draught. At length, turning
about, he took hold of my bottle, instead of his own, and, filling a large
glass, drank to the health of Mrs. Tabitha. It had scarce touched his lips,
when he perceived the change which had been put upon him, and was at first a
little out of countenance. He seemed to retire within himself, in order to
deliberate, and in half a minute his resolution was taken; addressing himself
to our quarter, ‘I give the gentleman credit for his wit (said he); it was a
gude practical joke; but sometimes hi
joci in seria ducunt mala. I hope for his own sake he has na drank all the
liccor; for it was a vara poorful infusion of jallap in Bourdeaux wine; at its
possable he may ha ta’en sic a dose as will produce a terrible catastrophe in
his ain booels.’
By far the greater part of the contents had fallen
to the share of a young clothier from Leeds, who had come to make a figure at
Harrigate, and was, in effect a great coxcomb in his way. It was with a view to
laugh at his fellow-guests, as well as to mortify the lawyer, that he had
emptied the bottle, when it came to his turn, and he had laughed accordingly:
but now his mirth gave way to his apprehension. He began to spit, to make wry
faces, and writhe himself into various contorsions. ‘Damn the stuff! (cried he)
I thought it had a villainous twang—pah! He that would cozen a Scot, mun get
oop betimes, and take Old Scratch for his counsellor.’ ‘In troth, mester what
d’ ye ca’um (replied the lawyer), your wit has run you into a filthy puddle.
I’m truly consarned for your waeful case. The best advice I can give you, in
sic a delemma, is to send an express to Rippon for doctor Waugh, without delay,
and, in the mean time, swallow all the oil and butter you can find in the
hoose, to defend your poor stomach and intastines from the villication of the
particles of the jallap, which is vara violent, even when taken in moderation.’
The poor clothier’s torments had already begun: he
retired, roaring with pain, to his own chamber; the oil was swallowed, and the
doctor sent for; but before he arrived, the miserable patient had made such
discharges upwards and downwards, that nothing remained to give him further
offence; and this double evacuation was produced by imagination alone; for what
he had drank was genuine wine of Bourdeaux,
Goethe,
Sorrows of Young Werther (1774)
I shall never be myself again! Wherever I go, some
fatality occurs to distract me. Even to-day—alas, for our destiny! alas, for
human nature! 84 About dinner-time I
went to walk by the river-side, for I had no appetite. Everything around seemed
gloomy; a cold and damp easterly wind blew from the mountains, and black, heavy
clouds spread over the plain. I observed at a distance a man in a tattered
coat; he was wandering among the rocks, and seemed to be looking for plants.
When I approached, he turned round at the noise; and I saw that he had an
interesting countenance, in which a settled melancholy, strongly marked by
benevolence, formed the principal feature. His long black hair was divided, and
flowed over his shoulders. As his garb betokened a person of the lower order, I
thought he would not take it ill if I inquired about his business; and I
therefore asked what he was seeking. He replied, with a deep sigh, that he was
looking for flowers, and could find none. “But it is not the season,” I
observed, with a smile. “Oh, there are so many flowers!” he answered, as he
came nearer to me. “In my garden there are roses and honey-suckles of two
sorts: one sort was given to me by my father; they grow as plentifully as
weeds. I have been looking for them these two days, and cannot find them. There
are flowers out there, yellow, blue, and red; and that centaury has a very
pretty blossom: but I can find none of them.” I observed his peculiarity, and
therefore asked him, with an air of indifference, what he intended to do with
his flowers. A strange smile overspread his countenance. Holding his finger to
his mouth, he expressed a hope that I would not betray him; and he then
informed me that he had promised to gather a nosegay for his mistress. “That is
right,” said I. “Oh!” he replied, “she possesses many other things as well; she
is very rich.” “And yet,” I continued, “she likes your nosegays.” “Oh, she has
jewels and crowns!” he exclaimed. I asked who she was. “If the states-general
would but pay me,” he added, “I should be quite another man. Alas! there was a
time when I was so happy; but that is past, and I am now—” He raised his
swimming eyes to heaven. “And you were happy once?” I observed. “Ah would I
were so still!” was his reply. “I was then as gay and contented as a man can
be.” An old woman, who was coming towards us, now called out: “Henry, Henry!
where are you? We have been looking for you everywhere. Come to dinner.” “Is he
your son?” I inquired, as I went towards her. “Yes,” she said; “he is my poor,
unfortunate son. The Lord has sent me a heavy affliction.” I asked whether he
had been long in this state. She answered: “He has been as calm as he is at
present for about six months. I thank Heaven that he has so far recovered. He
was for one whole year quite raving, and chained down in a madhouse. Now he
injures no one, but talks of nothing else than kings and queens. He used to be
a very good, quiet youth, and helped to maintain me; he wrote a very fine hand.
But all at once he became melancholy, was seized with a violent fever, grew
distracted, and is now as you see. If I were only to tell you, sir—” I
interrupted her by asking what period it was in which he boasted of having been
so happy. “Poor boy!” she exclaimed, with a smile of compassion, “he means the
time when he was completely deranged,—a time he never ceases to regret,—when he
was in the madhouse, and unconscious of everything.” I was thunderstruck. I
placed a piece of money in her hand, and hastened away. 85 “You were happy!” I exclaimed, as I returned quickly to the
town, “‘as gay and contented as a man can be!’” God of heaven! and is this the
destiny of man? Is he only happy before he has acquired his reason or after he
has lost it? Unfortunate being! And yet I envy your fate; I envy the delusion
to which you are a victim. You go forth with joy to gather flowers for your
princess in winter, and grieve when you can find none, and cannot understand
why they do not grow. But I wander forth without joy, without hope, without
design; and I return as I came. You fancy what a man you would be if the
states-general paid you. Happy mortal, who can ascribe your wretchedness to an
earthly cause! You do not know, you do not feel, that in your own distracted
heart and disordered brain dwells the source of that unhappiness which all the potentates
on earth cannot relieve. 86 Let that
man die unconsoled who can deride the invalid for undertaking a journey to
distant, healthful springs,—where he often finds only a heavier disease and a
more painful death,—or who can exult over the despairing mind of a sinner who,
to obtain peace of conscience and an alleviation of misery, makes a pilgrimage
to the Holy Sepulchre. Each laborious step which galls his wounded feet in
rough and untrodden paths pours a drop of balm into his troubled soul, and the
journey of many a weary day brings a nightly relief to his anguished heart. 87 Will you dare call this enthusiasm,
ye crowd of pompous declaimers? Enthusiasm? O God! thou seest my tears. Thou
hast allotted us our portion of misery; must we also have brethren to persecute
us, to deprive us of our consolation, of our trust in thee and in thy love and
mercy? For our trust in the virtue of the healing root or in the strength of
the vine,—what is it else than a belief in thee, from whom all that surrounds
us derives its healing and restoring powers. Father, whom I know not,—who wert
once wont to fill my soul, but who now hidest thy face from me,—call me back to
thee; be silent no longer! Thy silence shall not delay a soul which thirsts
after thee. What man, what father, could be angry with a son for returning to
him suddenly, for falling on his neck, and exclaiming, “I am here again, my
father! Forgive me if I have anticipated my journey, and returned before the
appointed time! The world is everywhere the same,—a scene of labour and pain,
of pleasure and reward; but what does it all avail? I am happy only where thou
art, and in thy presence am I content to suffer or enjoy.” And wouldst thou,
Heavenly Father, banish such a child from thy presence?
Jane
Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)
VOLUME I CHAPTER I (1) IT is a truth universally
acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want
of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on
his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of
the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of
some one or other of their daughters. ``My dear Mr. Bennet,'' said his lady to
him one day, ``have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?'' Mr.
Bennet replied that he had not.` But it is,'' returned she; ``for Mrs. Long has
just been here, and she told me all about it. ''Mr. Bennet made no answer. ``Do
not you want to know who has taken it?'' cried his wife impatiently. ``_You_
want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.'' This was invitation
enough. ``Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken
by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came down on
Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much delighted with it
that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to take possession
before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be in the house by the end
of next week. ''``What is his name?'' ``Bingley.''``Is he married or single?''
"Oh! single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine
thing for our girls!''`` How so? how can it affect them? ''``My dear Mr.
Bennet,'' replied his wife, ``how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I
am thinking of his marrying one of them.'' ``Is that his design in settling
here?'' ``Design! nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he
_may_ fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as soon
as he comes.'' ``I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go, or you
may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better; for, as you
are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley might like you the best of the
party.'' ``My dear, you flatter me. I certainly _have_ had my share of beauty,
but I do not pretend to be any thing extraordinary now. When a woman has five
grown up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own beauty.'' ``In
such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of.'' ``But, my dear,
you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into the neighbourhood.''
``It is more than I engage for, I assure you.'' ``But consider your daughters.
Only think what an establishment it would be for one of them. Sir William and
Lady Lucas are determined to go, merely on that account, for in general, you
know they visit no new comers. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible
for us to visit him, if you do not.'' ``You are over-scrupulous, surely. I dare
say Mr. Bingley will be very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by
you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying which ever he chuses of
the girls; though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy.''` `I desire
you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better than the others; and I am
sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so good humoured as Lydia.
But you are always giving _her_ the preference.'' ``They have none of them much
to recommend them,'' replied he; ``they are all silly and ignorant like other
girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.'' ``Mr.
Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such way? You take delight in
vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves.'' "You mistake me, my
dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have
heard you mention them with consideration these twenty years at least.''` `Ah!
you do not know what I suffer.'' ``But I hope you will get over it, and live to
see many young men of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood.'' ``It
will be no use to us if twenty such should come, since you will not visit
them.''` `Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty I will visit them
all.'' Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour,
reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three and twenty years had been
insufficient to make his wife understand his character. _Her_ mind was less
difficult to develope. She was a woman of mean understanding, little
information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented, she fancied
herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her daughters married; its
solace was visiting and news. __
Charles
Dickens, Hard Times (1854)
Stephen Blackpool
I ENTERTAIN A WEAK IDEA that the English people are
as hard-worked as any people upon whom the sun shines. I acknowledge to this
ridiculous idiosyncrasy, as a reason why I would give them a little more play.
In the hardest working part of Coketown; in the
innermost fortifications of that ugly citadel, where Nature was as strongly
bricked out as killing airs and gases were bricked in; at the heart of the
labyrinth of narrow courts upon courts, and close streets upon streets, which
had come into existence piecemeal, every piece in a violent hurry for some one
man’s purpose, and the whole an unnatural family, shouldering, and trampling,
and pressing one another to death; in the last close nook of this great
exhausted receiver, where the chimneys, for want of air to make a draught, were
built in an immense variety of stunted and crooked shapes, as though every
house put out a sign of the kind of people who might be expected to be born in
it; among the multitude of Coketown, generically called ‘the Hands,’ — a race
who would have found mere favour with some people, if Providence had seen fit
to make them only hands, or, like the lower creatures of the seashore, only
hands and stomachs — lived a certain Stephen Blackpool, forty years of age.
Stephen looked older, but he had had a hard life. It
is said that every life has its roses and thorns; there seemed, however, to
have been a misadventure or mistake in Stephen’s case, whereby somebody else
had become possessed of his roses, and he had become possessed of the same
somebody else’s thorns in addition to his own.
He had known, to use his words, a peck of trouble.
He was usually called Old Stephen, in a kind of rough homage to the fact. A
rather stooping man, with a knitted brow, a pondering expression of face, and a
hard-looking head sufficiently capacious, on which his iron-grey hair lay long
and thin, Old Stephen might have passed for a particularly intelligent man in
his condition. Yet he was not. He took no place among those remarkable ‘Hands,’
who, piecing together their broken intervals of leisure through many years, had
mastered difficult sciences, and acquired a knowledge of most unlikely things.
He held no station among the Hands who could make speeches and carry on
debates. Thousands of his compeers could talk much better than he, at any time.
He was a good power-loom weaver, and a man of perfect integrity. What more he
was, or what else he had in him, if anything, let him show for himself.
The lights in the great factories, which looked, when
they were illuminated, like Fairy palaces — or the travellers by express-train
said so — were all extinguished; and the bells had rung for knocking off for
the night, and had ceased again; and the Hands, men and women, boy and girl,
were clattering home. Old Stephen was standing in the street, with the old
sensation upon him which the stoppage of the machinery always produced — the
sensation of its having worked and stopped in his own head.
‘Yet I don’t see Rachael, still!’ said he.
It was a wet night, and many groups of young women
passed him, with their shawls drawn over their bare heads and held close under
their chins to keep the rain out. He knew Rachael well, for a glance at any one
of these groups was sufficient to show him that she was not there. At last,
there were no more to come; and then he turned away, saying in a tone of
disappointment, ‘Why, then, ha’ missed her!’
But, he had not gone the length of three streets,
when he saw another of the shawled figures in advance of him, at which he looked
so keenly that perhaps its mere shadow indistinctly reflected on the wet
pavement — if he could have seen it without the figure itself moving along from
lamp to lamp, brightening and fading as it went — would have been enough to
tell him who was there. Making his pace at once much quicker and much softer,
he darted on until he was very near this figure, then fell into his former
walk, and called ‘Rachael!’
She turned, being then in the brightness of a lamp;
and raising her hood a little, showed a quiet oval face, dark and rather
delicate, irradiated by a pair of very gentle eyes, and further set off by the
perfect order of her shining black hair. It was not a face in its first bloom;
she was a woman five-and-thirty years of age.
Dostoievsky,
Brothers Karamazov (1880)
The portiere was raised and Grushenka herself,
smiling and beaming, came up to the table. A violent revulsion passed over
Alyosha. He fixed his eyes on her and could not take them off. Here she was,
that awful woman, the "beast," as Ivan had called her half an hour
before. And yet one would have thought the creature standing before him most
simple and ordinary, a good-natured, kind woman, handsome certainly, but so
like other handsome ordinary women! It is true she was very, very good-looking
with that Russian beauty so passionately loved by many men. She was a rather
tall woman, though a little shorter than Katerina Ivanovna, who was
exceptionally tall. She had a full figure, with soft,as it were, noiseless,
movements, softened to a peculiar over-sweetness, like her voice. She moved,
not like Katerina Ivanovna, with a vigorous, bold step, but noiselessly. Her
feet made absolutely no sound on the floor. She sank softly into a low chair,
softly rustling her sumptuous black silk dress, and delicately nestling her
milk-white neck and broad shoulders in a costly cashmere shawl. She was
twenty-two years old, and her face looked exactly that age. She was very white
in the face, with a pale pink tint on her cheeks. The modelling of her face
might be said to be too broad, and the lower jaw was set a trifle forward. Her
upper lip was thin, but the slightly prominent lower lip was at least twice as
full, and looked pouting. But her magnificent, abundant dark brown hair, her
sable-coloured eyebrows and charming grey blue eyes with their long lashes
would have made the most indifferent person, meeting her casually in a crowd in
the street, stop at the sight of her face and remember it long after. What
struck Alyosha most in that face was its expression of childlike good nature.
There was a childlike look in her eyes, a look of childish delight. She came up
to the table, beaming with delight and seeming to expect something with
childish, impatient, and confiding curiosity. The light in her eyes gladdened
the soul -- Alyosha felt that. There was something else in her which he could
not understand, or would not have been able to define, and which yet perhaps
unconsciously affected him. It was that softness, that voluptuousness of her
bodily movements, that catlike noiselessness. Yet it was a vigorous, ample
body. Under the shawl could be seen full broad shoulders, a high, still quite
girlish bosom. Her figure suggested the lines of the Venus of Milo, though
already in somewhat exaggerated proportions. That could be divined.
Connoisseurs of Russian beauty could have foretold with certainty that this
fresh, still youthful beauty would lose its harmony by the age of thirty, would
"spread"; that the face would
become puffy, and that wrinkles would very soon appear upon her forehead and
round the eyes; the complexion would grow coarse and red perhaps -- in fact,
that it was the beauty of the moment, the fleeting beauty which is so often met
with in Russian women. Alyosha, of course, did not think of this; but though he
was fascinated, yet he wondered with an unpleasant sensation, and as it were
regretfully, why she drawled in that way and could not speak naturally. She did
so, evidently feeling there was a charm in the exaggerated, honeyed modulation
of the syllables. It was, of course, only a bad, underbred habit that showed
bad education and a false idea of good manners. And yet this intonation and
manner of speaking impressed Alyosha as almost incredibly incongruous with the
childishly simple and happy expression of her face, the soft, babyish joy in
her eyes. Katerina Ivanovna at once made her sit down in an arm-chair facing
Alyosha, and ecstatically kissed her several times on her smiling lips. She
seemed quite in love with her.
"Consider yourself, Grigory Vassilyevitch,"
Smerdyakov went on, staid and unruffled, conscious of his triumph, but, as it
were, generous tothe vanquished foe. "Consider yourself, Grigory
Vassilyevitch; it is said in the Scripture that if you have faith, even as a
mustard seed, and bid a mountain move into the sea, it will move without the
least delay at your bidding. Well, Grigory Vassilyevitch, if I'm without faith
and you have so great a faith that you are continually swearing at me, you try
yourself telling this mountain, not to move into the sea for that's a long way
off, but even to our stinking little river which runs at the bottom of the
garden. You'll see for yourself that it won't budge, but will remain just where
it is however much you shout at it, and that shows, Grigory Vassilyevitch, that
you haven't faith in the proper manner, and only abuse others about it. Again,
taking into consideration that no one in our day, not only you, but actually no
one, from the highest person to the lowest peasant, can shove mountains into
the sea -- except perhaps some one man in the world, or, at most, two, and they
most likely are saving their souls in secret somewhere in the Egyptian desert,
so you wouldn't find them -- if so it be, if all the rest have no faith, will
God curse all the rest? that is, the population of the whole earth, except
about two hermits in the desert, and in His well-known mercy will He not
forgive one of them? And so I'm persuaded that though I may once have doubted I
shall be forgiven if I shed tears of repentance." "Stay!" cried
Fyodor Pavlovitch, in a transport of delight. "So you do suppose there are
two who can move mountains? Ivan, make a note of it, write it down. There you
have the Russian all over!" "You're quite right in saying it's
characteristic of the people's faith," Ivan assented, with an approving
smile. "You agree. Then it must be so, if you agree. It's true, isn't it
Alyosha? That's the Russian faith all over, isn't it?" "No,
Smerdyakov has not the Russian faith at all," said Alyosha firmly and
gravely. "I'm not talking about his faith. I mean those two in the desert,
only that idea. Surely that's Russian, isn't it?" "Yes, that's purely
Russian," said Alyosha smiling.
George
Eliot, Middlemarch (1871-72)
CHAPTER III.
"Say, goddess, what ensued, when Raphael,
The affable archangel . . .
Eve
The story heard attentive, and was filled
With admiration, and deep muse, to hear
Of things so high and strange." --Paradise
Lost, B. vii.
If it had really occurred to Mr. Casaubon to think
of Miss Brooke as a suitable wife for him, the reasons that might induce her to
accept him were already planted in her mind, and by the evening of the next day
the reasons had budded and bloomed. For they had had a long conversation in the
morning, while Celia, who did not like the company of Mr. Casaubon's moles and
sallowness, had escaped to the vicarage to play with the curate's ill-shod but
merry children. Dorothea by this time had looked deep into the ungauged reservoir
of Mr. Casaubon's mind, seeing reflected there in vague labyrinthine extension
every quality she herself brought; had opened much of her own experience to
him, and had understood from him the scope of his great work, also of
attractively labyrinthine extent. For he had been as instructive as Milton's
"affable archangel;" and with something of the archangelic manner he
told her how he had undertaken to show (what indeed had been attempted before,
but not with that thoroughness, justice of comparison, and effectiveness of
arrangement at which Mr. Casaubon aimed) that all the mythical systems or
erratic mythical fragments in the world were corruptions of a tradition
originally revealed. Having once mastered the true position and taken a firm
footing there, the vast field of mythical constructions became intelligible,
nay, luminous with the reflected light of correspondences. But to gather in
this great harvest of truth was no light or speedy work. His notes already made
a formidable range of volumes, but the crowning task would be tocondense these
voluminous still-accumulating results and bring them, like the earlier vintage
of Hippocratic books, to fit a little shelf. In explaining this to Dorothea,
Mr. Casaubon expressed himself nearly as he would have done to a
fellow-student, for he had not two styles of talking at command: it is true
that when he used a Greek or Latin phrase he always gave the English with
scrupulous care, but he would probably have done this in any case. A learned
provincial clergyman is accustomed to think of his acquaintances as of
"lords, knyghtes, and other noble and worthi men, that con ne Latyn but
lytille. "Dorothea was altogether captivated by the wide embrace of this
conception. Here was something beyond the shallows of ladies' school
literature: here was a living Bossuet, whose work would reconcile complete
knowledge with devoted piety; here was a modern Augustine who united the
glories of doctor and saint. The sanctity seemed no less clearly marked than
the learning, for when Dorothea was impelled to open her mind on certain themes
which she could speak of to no one whom she had before seen at Tipton,
especially on the secondary importance of ecclesiastical forms and articles of
belief compared with that spiritual religion, that submergence of self in
communion with Divine perfection which seemed to her to be expressed in the
best Christian booksof widely distant ages, she found in Mr. Casaubon a
listener who understood her at once, who could assure her of his own agreement
with that view when duly tempered with wise conformity, and could mention
historical examples before unknown to her. "He thinks with me," said
Dorothea to herself, "or rather, he thinks a whole world of which my
thought is but a poor two penny mirror. And his feelings too, his whole
experience--what a lake compared with my little pool!" Miss Brooke argued
from words and dispositions not less unhesitatingly than other young ladies of
her age. Signs are small measurable things, but interpretations are illimitable,
and in girls of sweet, ardent nature, every sign is apt to conjure up wonder,
hope, belief, vast as a sky, and colored by a diffused thimbleful of matter in
the shape of knowledge. They are not always too grossly deceived; for Sinbad
himself may have fallen by good-luck on a true description, and wrong reasoning
sometimes lands poor mortals in right conclusions: starting a long way off the
true point, and proceeding by loops and zigzags, we now and then arrive just
where we ought to be. Because Miss Brooke was hasty in her trust, it is not
therefore clear that Mr. Casaubon was unworthy of it.
Thomas
Hardy, Jude the Obscure (1896)
There was a stone-mason of a humble kind in
Alfredston, and as soon as he had found a substitute for himself in his aunt's
little business, he offered his services to this man for a trifling wage. Here
Jude had the opportunity of learning at least the rudiments of
freestone-working. Some time later he went to a church-builder in the same
place, and under the architect's direction became handy at restoring the
dilapidated masonries of several village churches round about. Not forgetting
that he was only following up this handicraft as a prop to lean on while he
prepared those greater engines which he flattered himself would be better
fitted for him, he yet was interested in his pursuit on its own account. He now
had lodgings during the week in the little town, whence he returned to Mary
green village every Saturday evening. And thus he reached and passed his
nineteenth year.
VI
AT this memorable date of his life he was, one
Saturday, returning from Alfredston to Marygreen about three o'clock in the
afternoon. It was fine, warm, and soft summer weather, and he walked with his
tools at his back, his little chisels clinking faintly against the larger ones
in his basket. It being the end of the week he had left work early, and had
come out of the town by a round-about route which he did not usually frequent,
having promised to call at a flour-mill near Cresscombe to execute a commission
for his aunt. He was in an enthusiastic mood. He seemed to see his way to
living comfortably in Christminster in the course of a year or two, and
knocking at the doors of one of those strongholds of learning of which he had
dreamed so much. He might, of course, have gone there now, in some capacity or
other, but he preferred to enter the city with a little more assurance as to
means than he could be said to feel at present. A warm self-content suffused
him when he considered what he had already done. Now and then as he went along
he turned to face the peeps of country on either side of him. But he hardly saw
them; the act was an automatic repetition of what he had been accustomed to do
when less occupied; and the one matter which really engaged him was the mental
estimate of his progress thus far. "I have acquired quite an average
student's power to read the common ancient classics, Latin in particular."
This was true, Jude possessing a facility in that language which enabled him
with great ease to himself to beguile his lonely walks by imaginary
conversations therein. "I have read two books of the ILIAD, besides being
pretty familiar with passages such as the speech of Phoenix in the ninth book,
the fight of Hector and Ajax in the fourteenth, the appearance of Achilles
unarmed and his heavenly armour in the eighteenth and the funeral games in the
twenty-third. I have also done some Hesiod, a little scrap of Thucydides, and a
lot of the Greek Testament.... I wish there was only one dialect all the same. "I
have done some mathematics, including the first six and the eleventh and
twelfth books of Euclid; and algebra as far as simple equations. "I know
something of the Fathers, and something of Roman and English history.
"These things are only a beginning. But I shall not make much farther
advance here, from the difficulty of getting books. Hence I must next
concentrate all my energies on settling in Christminster. Once there I shall so
advance, with the assistance I shall there get, that my present knowledge will
appear to me but as childish ignorance. I must save money, and I will; and one
of those colleges shall open its doors to me--shall welcome whom now it would
spurn, if I wait twenty years for the welcome. "I'll be D.D. before I have
done! "And then he continued to dream, and thought he might become even a
bishop by leading a pure, energetic, wise, Christian life. And what an example
he would set! If his income were 5000 pounds a year, he would give away 4500
pounds in one form and another, and live sumptuously (for him) on the
remainder. Well, on second thoughts, a bishop was absurd. He would draw the
line at an archdeacon. Perhaps a man could be as good and as learned and as
useful in the capacity of archdeacon as in that of bishop. Yet he thought of the
bishop again.
Henry
James, The Ambassadors (1903)
What he saw was exactly the right thing--a boat
advancing round the bend and containing a man who held the paddles and a lady,
at the stern, with a pink parasol. It was suddenly as if these figures, or
something like them, had been wanted in the picture, had been wanted more or
less all day, and had now drifted into sight, with the slow current, on purpose
to fill up the measure. They came slowly, floating down, evidently directed to
the landing-place near their spectator and presenting themselves to him not
less clearly as the two persons for whom his hostess was already preparing a
meal. For two very happy persons he found himself straightway taking them--a
young man in shirt-sleeves, a young woman easy and fair, who had pulled
pleasantly up from some other place and, being acquainted with the
neighbourhood, had known what this particular retreat could offer them. The air
quite thickened, at their approach, with further intimations; the intimation
that they were expert, familiar, frequent--that this wouldn't at all events be
the first time. They knew how to do it, he vaguely felt--and it made them but
the more idyllic, though at the very moment of the impression, as happened,
their boat seemed to have begun to drift wide, the oarsman letting it go. It
had by this time none the less come much nearer--near enough for Strether to
dream the lady in the stern had for some reason taken account of his being
there to watch them. She had remarked on it sharply, yet her companion hadn't
turned round; it was in fact almost as if our friend had felt her bid him keep
still. She had taken in something as a result of which their course had
wavered, and it continued to waver while they just stood off. This little
effect was sudden and rapid, so rapid that Strether's sense of it was separate
only for an instant from a sharp start of his own. He too had within the minute
taken in something, taken in that he knew the lady whose parasol, shifting as
if to hide her face, made so fine a pink point in the shining scene. It was too
prodigious, a chance in a million, but, if he knew the lady, the gentleman, who
still presented his back and kept off, the gentleman, the coatless hero of the
idyll, who had responded to her start, was, to match the marvel, none other
than Chad. Chad and Madame de Vionnet
were then like himself taking a day in the country--though it was as queer as
fiction, as farce, that their country could happen to be exactly his; and she
had been the first at recognition, the first to feel, across the water, the
shock--for it appeared to come to that--of their wonderful accident. Strether
became aware, with this, of what was taking place--that her recognition had
been even stranger for the pair in the boat, that her immediate impulse had
been to control it, and that she was quickly and intensely debating with Chad
the risk of betrayal. He saw they would show nothing if they could feel sure he
hadn't made them out; so that he had before him for a few seconds his own
hesitation. It was a sharp fantastic crisis that had popped up as if in a
dream, and it had had only to last the few seconds to make him feel it as quite
horrible. They were thus, on either side, TRYING the other side, and all for
some reason that broke the stillness like some unprovoked harsh note. It seemed
to him again, within the limit, that he had but one thing to do--to settle
their common question by some sign of surprise and joy. He hereupon gave large
play to these things, agitating his hat and his stick and loudly calling out--a
demonstration that brought him relief as soon as he had seen it answered. The
boat, in mid-stream, still went a little wild--which seemed natural, however, while
Chad turned round, half springing up; and his good friend, after blankness and
wonder, began gaily to wave her parasol. Chad dropped afresh to his paddles and
the boat headed round, amazement and pleasantry filling the air meanwhile, and
relief, as Strether continued to fancy, superseding mere violence. Our friend
went down to the water under this odd impression as of violence averted--the
violence of their having "cut" him, out there in the eye of nature,
on the assumption that he wouldn't know it. He awaited them with a face from
which he was conscious of not being able quite to banish this idea that they
would have gone on, not seeing and not knowing, missing their dinner and
disappointing their hostess, had he himself taken a line to match. That at least
was what darkened his vision for the moment. Afterwards, after they had bumped
at the landing-place and he had assisted their getting ashore, everything found
itself sponged over by the mere miracle of the encounter. They could so much better at last, on
either side, treat it as a wild extravagance of hazard, that the situation was
made elastic by the amount of explanation called into play. Why indeed--apart
from oddity--the situation should have been really stiff was a question
naturally not practical at the moment, and in fact, so far as we are concerned,
a question tackled, later on and in private, only by Strether himself. He was
to reflect later on and in private that it was mainly HE who had explained--as
he had had moreover comparatively little difficulty in doing. He was to have at
all events meanwhile the worrying thought of their perhaps secretly suspecting
him of having plotted this coincidence, taking such pains as might be to give
it the semblance of an accident. That possibility--as their imputation--didn't
of course bear looking into for an instant; yet the whole incident was so
manifestly, arrange it as they would, an awkward one, that he could scarce keep
disclaimers in respect to his own presence from rising to his lips. Disclaimers
of intention would have been as tactless as his presence was practically gross;
and the narrowest escape they either of them had was his lucky escape, in the
event, from making any. Nothing of the sort, so far as surface and sound were
involved, was even in question; surface and sound all made for their common
ridiculous good fortune, for the general _invraisemblance_ of the occasion, for
the charming chance that they had, the others, in passing, ordered some food to
be ready, the charming chance that he had himself not eaten, the charming
chance, even more, that their little plans, their hours, their train, in short,
from _la-bas_, would all match for their return together to Paris. The chance
that was most charming of all, the chance that drew from Madame de Vionnet her
clearest, gayest "_Comme cela se trouve_!" was the announcement made
to Strether after they were seated at table, the word given him by their
hostess in respect to his carriage for the station, on which he might now
count. It settled the matter for his friends as well; the conveyance--it WAS
all too lucky!--would serve for them; and nothing was more delightful than his
being in a position to make the train so definite. It might have been, for
themselves--to hear Madame de Vionnet--almost unnaturally vague, a detail left
to be fixed; though Strether indeed was afterwards to remember that Chad had
promptly enough intervened to forestall this appearance, laughing at his
companion's flightiness and making the point that he had, after all, in spite of
the bedazzlement of a day out with her, known what he was about.